Monday, March 05, 2007

Hmmmmmmm, maybe I was wrong....

Last week, I completely stood up for and applauded Britney Spears for shaving her head, acting out, and beating a member of the paparazzi and his car with an umbrella. I did so because I think she needs to get it together mentally and ditch the money grubbers who take advantage of her, namely her family, her soon-to-be ex-husband, and her "friends."

Well, it appears she is either seriously, legitimately bat-shit crazy, or in dire neeed of attention. Because, really, who does this?
BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.
I can only hope that later in the day, or tomorrow, or any time this YEAR, I have to retract this post because it is found to be a false rumor. If not, then Spears needs a lot more help than anyone can give her.

Blatantly photoshopped pic courtesy of WWTDD.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

1:07 PM  
Blogger Catzmaw said...

The child is seriously mentally unstable and people should lay off of her. She's just totally unhinged.

2:35 PM  
Blogger Phriendly Jaime said...

I am actually team Britney. She desperately needs help.

2:58 PM  

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